okneiljos:

eddie: *puts hands in the air when carlton’s men brake into his apartment to get venom back*

venom: what are you doing? stop that

eddie: no

venom: *internally* why did i have to fall in love with such a dumbass, a idiot, a knubskull, a hottie with a body — but apparently without a brain

venom: you’re embarrassing us

eddie: i’m being reasonable

venom: i’ll handle this…alone