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Tony Stark: Look I don’t care if Peter trusts you. I don’t! Now take your slime boyfriend and get the hell out of my lab.

Eddie: “They” are not a boyfriend asshole.

Tony: Okay, I’m sorry. I’d never intentionally be disrespectful in that way. And realistically I shouldn’t have made assumptions. So just take your slimey lover top and just go.

V slithering out to get in Tony’s face: I Am The Bottom

Tony: Just get the fuck out of my lab.

eddie found that explaining human genders to his other was damn near impossible

but they got the concept of ‘bottom’ almost immediately 

Mr. Stark you can’t just kinkshame people.