toastyhat:

the venom trailer: oohhhhhh it’s horrifying oohhhhh how SPOOOOOKY, antihero I guess?! rooooaaarrrrrr shlorpshlurpshlorpteeeeeeth

everyone talking abt venom irl: it seems mediocre at best, wouldn’t spend money on it

everyone talking abt venom online: BEST ROMANCE MOVIE 2018 HORNY ON MAIN 2018 SHLORPSHLURPSHLORPTEEEEEEEEEETH