biggest-gaudiest-fish:

thottysoftie:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

deviliabymidnightandfriends-2:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

deviliabymidnightandfriends-2:

masochist-incarnate:

deviliabymidnightandfriends-2:

masochist-incarnate:

Deodorant is just a forbidden push pop.

Is THAT where my deodorant is going???

Fuck your smelly head I need a snack.

THEY GO IN MY PITS

AND BETWEEN THIGHS WHEN I WEAR DRESSES BECAUSE THICK THIGHS

SO ABOSLUTELY

DO

NOT

EAT MY DEODORANT –

You say that like it doesn’t make it even more enticing to eat

AND LIKE THAT I KINKSHAME YOU –

DON’T KINKSHAME ME

kinkshaming IS MY KINK

Well okay then…