sigurdjarlson:

That post made me think about the scene where Eddie tries to drink alcohol and venom is just like NOPE

He just doesn’t get it. The liver is trying to remove the toxic chemical but keeps putting it back in. Purposefully dulling his senses and making himself very vulnerable? If someone attacked..

So Venom is like..good thing he has me. How he made it this far is a mystery. 

“DON’T DRINK THAT, EDDIE. POISON”

“WHY ARE YOU POISONING YOURSELF?”

“ARE YOU..trying to get rid of me Eddie Never going to happen, Eddie

“Are you trying to hurt yourself Eddie?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll protect you Eddie..even from yourself”

On a more hilarious note spicy food too tho

Eddie: *eating some nachos with jalapenos*

Venom as loudly as possible: IT IS BURNING YOU EDDIE *throws plate of nachos across the room*

Eddie: What the hell was that, V???

Venom: I will protect you Eddie. Always. 

Ann and Dan: What the fuck, Eddie?

Eddie: …my hand..slipped..

Venom: the chefs are trying to poison you Eddie. Eat their heads?

Eddie: NO. 

Ann and Dan: ????

Eddie:

venom misunderstanding human things is my fav like why do they do these things? he’s trying to keep eddie safe but he does dumb shit like this??

how did this species even survive?

but mostly he just loves his Eddie and wants to keep his self-destructive ass safe