anybodyandsomebody:

grumpyridesthekaliyuga:

mikestillneedsadrink:

blackflagcapitalist:

mikestillneedsadrink:

creation-of-pokerus:

If you know anything about horses

This is completely normal

That idea of “They are majestic creatures, so noble” is overstated. Horses are scared assholes most of the time.

Plastic bags caught on barbed wire fences have probably caused more panic induced injuries than all the real dangers horse have ever encountered.  

*bag flutters in wind*

“Fuuucckkk!! Wolves! Shit! Save me human!”

*throws rider into the fence and runs for the horizon*

“Human is cold please help”

*puts on blanket*

“NOT WHAT I MEANT FUCK YOU IM GONNA DIE”

*ten seconds later*

“This has always been here i don’t know what came over me I’m sorry human”

Horses are majestic idiots.