
“And by ‘justice’, we mean ‘our apartment, where you will be spanked until you mend your naughty ways’.”
“…”
“Oh, relax. We were joking. You’re going to prison.”
“…um…well, I mean…”
“Fester, is that your erection we feel digging into our shoulder? Answer us, Fester.”
“…please don’t eat me…”
“We can’t believe you’re begging for your life and humping our shoulder at the same time. Honestly, what’s wrong with you? You fucking degenerate. You know what, screw it. Prison’s too good for you. Tell your perky criminal ass to brace itself, Fester.”
bold of Venom to think they can take a moral high ground here