biggest-gaudiest-fish:

randombirdbitch:

biggest-toothy-lord:

joyfulshitlord:

wethepotterheads0214:

thatgaypyro:

solardivulger:

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

*walks around my cabin looking for my lighter while making fire crackles with my mouth*

*walks around my car looking for my keys while i honk with my mouth*

*walks around my room looking for my blanket while I make flapping noises with my mouth*

*walking around the lounge looking for the T.V remote, quoting the show I’m gonna watch*

*flying around the forest looking for my next meal while imitating their inevitable screaming*

*looks for my coffee by making a pouring motion*

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