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Venom/Eddie Brock x Food Writer Reader

  • One day Venom and Eddie were walking up the stairs to their apartment, a delightful aroma filled the stairway
  • What is that? It smells like chocolate but better
  • Venom couldn’t imagine what would be better than chocolate
  • Eddie reached his apartment when Venom took over his legs, directing him to the source of the smell
  • The apartment down the hall
  • “We can’t just barge into people’s apartments just because we want-”
  • Before Eddie could finish, Venom had forced Eddie’s hand to knock against the door
  • You opened the door, the sweet scent flooding out of your apartment
  • “I was just making some brownies. I was going to give them out to introduce myself to our neighbours but you’re welcome to come in.”
  • “I don’t think-”
  • Eddie could hear Venom growling in his mind
  • “Sure, we- I mean I would love to.”
  • You set out a plate of brownies and a glass of milk on the table in the kitchen and  made small talk with Eddie as you worked on your next batch
  • You told him all about how you were a food writer and Eddie told you about his job as an investigative journalist
  • Eddie reached for another brownie before realizing he and Venom had eaten the entire plate
  • You chuckled when you noticed and set out a fresh plate for him
  • “The secret is to brown the butter and sugar before adding the rest of the ingredients.”
  • Eddie, I like this one.
  • Because of your job when you’re either writing restaurant reviews or recipe testing
  • It makes you glad knowing that there’s an overworked journalist down the hall who will happily finish the six different kinds of dumplings you’ve prepared and give you his feedback
  • Now that Venom’s palate has been expanded he starts acting really bougie about the food Eddie feeds him
  • Do we have truffle oil?
  • Eddie scoffed, “Of course we don’t have truffle oil”
  • Hmph Venom rolled the tater tots around on the sheet pan
  • “So you’re not going to eat it?”
  • Y/N probably has truffle oil.
  • Eddie once again finds himself knocking on your door and of course you locate the truffle oil in your well-stocked pantry.
  • “What are you making?”
  • “Tater tots” Eddie was sheepish embarrassed that the food he was eating was so pedestrian
  • You give him your truffle oil but also throw in a wedge of parmigiano reggiano and some sprigs of fresh parsley
  • You end up searing a hanger steak to go with Eddie’s dressed up tater tots
  • And that was the first meal the two of you shared
  • From then on, your life was quite intertwined with Eddie and Venom
  • Eddie helps you keep your identity secret when you’re critiquing restaurants
  • As an investigative journalist, he has a plethora of tools in his arsenal to help disguise your identity
  • “Eddie I don’t really think I need to use a voice modifier when ordering”
  • Venom gets a little frustrated when you spend five minutes taking photos of your food before he’s allowed to eat
  • Although he tries to make sure you get the perfect shot on the first time so he can eat sooner
  • He helps by contorting himself to make sure the light bounces off your food perfectly
  • When you move in, Eddie and Venom are always coming home to an apartment that smells amazing
  • Occasionally V’s tongue slithers out as he licks a spot tomato sauce that had splattered on your cheek
  • You bring Eddie and Venom dinner when he has to stay late at the office working on a story
  • Eddie wanted to give you a break and tries cooking dinner for you.
  • Venom peering into Eddie’s thoughts of bland chicken and soggy vegetables
  • She’s not going to want to eat this.
  • Eddie is kind of helpless at cooking so Venom takes over Eddie’s body
  • He makes you butternut squash ravioli in pesto with a chocolate lava cake for dessert
  • You were thoroughly impressed
  • Venom’s been reading gourmet food magazines while Eddie is sleeping
  • He smiles when he sees your name under the articles published in Bon Appetit or Saveur
  • That one is ours
  • Venom’s ultra sharp claws means he doesn’t even have to use a knife
  • It’s especially helpful when you’re making pico de galo for taco night because tomatoes and onions are such a pain to chop
  • After fighting some bad guys at Pier 39, something caught Venom’s attention and he  pulled Eddie to the edge of the pier
  • “Buddy, I don’t think Y/N wants to cook sea lion for you”
  • Instead, they bring back half a dozen Dungeness crabs for you
  • You make Eddie and Venom a delicious Malaysian chilli crab dish

This was such a cute and amazing idea

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