I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) – they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
Balance on the Head of a Pin – (Loki Laufeyson x OFC) When Lauren, the assistant to Tony Stark and the golden darling, southern belle of team Avenger, is called home by her overbearing mother, demanding she take back up with the man who walked out on her and broke her heart, Loki, the once dark God of Mischief, goes with her as her pretend beau. But is it all pretend on Loki’s part? Or is there more to the God of Mischief’s involvement than simply helping Lauren out. – complete
Of Blood and Roses – (Loki x Lauren) Sequel to Balance on the Head of a Pin. The bond complete, Loki takes Lauren to Asgard to get her away from the dangers of Midgard. But when strange events start happening and Lauren is suddenly more than she once was, will she be able to understand and come to terms with who she is in the grand plan of the Norns, or will the jealousy of another steal away the happiness Loki has only just found.
Flames of Desire – (Dad!Loki x OFC, Astrid Laufeyson) Six years after Loki rescued Astrid from Hydra’s control, a woman arrives. A woman of flame and secrets. She’s different, intriguing, unique, and frustrates Loki to no end. Something about her doesn’t seem right, and when he investigates, he finds an even bigger mystery. Is she a friend or foe? Is she a threat to his beloved Astrid? Or is there a larger threat on the horizon? One coming for both Alexa and his Astrid. (sequel to the drabble Little Blessing) – ongoing
Human: *is minding his own business, filing reports and reading documents at his desk*
Alien: Look at him, doin’ a work.What a good boy. Precious hooman. We don’t deserve them.
Human: You do realize your damn translator is on, right? I can hear and understand exactly what you’re saying. We may be “cute” to your species, but don’t patronize me. I let it slide for god knows how long-
Alien: *runs their “fingers” through his hair, messing up the carefully combed over “floof”* soft hooman, a n g e r y boy
Human: I dropped out of college and went through Martian boot camp for this.
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