krongugreenslime:

I like how after the snap literally NOBODY was worried about nick fury, like we have all mutually and silently accepted fury as an unstoppable force who will not be hindered by something so petty as death™

Marvel could have straight up been like “Samuel L Jackson is leaving” and we’d all be like:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

julyrubyrose:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

bot-dad:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

the-ebonymermaid:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

Me: “This was such a long week!”

Coworker: “You realize it’s only Wednesday right?”

Me:

I’ll stop reblogging this on Wednesday when it stops being relevant

i was looking for this, its one of them days

I’m glad you found it. Hang in there, stay warm have a glass

Hello glad you found it hang in there, stay warm have a glass, I’m Dad!


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Beep-boop!

1.Dad bot get the hell outta here

2. A slavery joke 🙄

*nods*

Oof

doesvenomisgay:

doesvenomisgay:

I know it hurts me too.

But it’s for their own good.

I’m pretty sure Eddie being autistic is headcanon? So it depends on your perspective as a reader!

Welcome to the Venom priest kink drama. It’s less drama and more me crying cause my boy and his alien lover have a priest kink.

You have the full consent of a creature from another planet. Who knows nothing about human kinks and the first one Edward Allen Brock decides to introduce to V is priest kink. I fucking hate Eddie so much I swear to god.