Author: Karkat Vantas

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Venom: I’m a bad motherfucker mmkay? I’ll eat HER head, I’ll eat HIS head, I’ll eat MY OWN head. I don’t care about anything or anyone so fuck this planet and fuck you in particular you’re sushi for the taking

Eddie: *walks in, stumbles and falls flat on his face*

Venom:

Venom: Look I’m the softest bitch you’ll ever meet all I wanna do is eat chocolate marry this human trashbag over there and have like six kids