venom went from “eddie’s my ride” to “I wanna ride eddie” and I think that’s beautiful

Eddie: The house is a disaster. We need to clean.

Venom: Who’s coming over?

Eddie: No one. We’re cleaning for us.

Venom: But we already know we live like this.

I know that Eddie and Venom’s relationship has many fascinating complexities, but all I can think of is dumb shit like this:

suzie-guru:

Venom: “E D D I E”

Venom: “We need to watch some cat vines now, Eddie.”

Venom: “Open up your computer and take us to the cat vines.”

Eddie, his knuckles white as he clutches his pillow: “I have an interview at 9 AM –”

Venom: “WE WILL WATCH THE CAT VINES.”

Venom: “OR WE WILL EAT AN ACTUAL CAT.”

oceaniespainting:

hug

kazoosnake:

venom: a kissaroo from me to you

eddie: I DONT WANT A KISSAROO FROM YOU

karrceb:

Give the boy his tater tots

marvel-lous-spooks:

I mean at least Marvel’s continuing their trend of introducing disturbingly hot villains in every single movie who make you question whether your morals even exist anymore amirite