okneiljos:

eddie: *puts hands in the air when carlton’s men brake into his apartment to get venom back*

venom: what are you doing? stop that

eddie: no

venom: *internally* why did i have to fall in love with such a dumbass, a idiot, a knubskull, a hottie with a body — but apparently without a brain

venom: you’re embarrassing us

eddie: i’m being reasonable

venom: i’ll handle this…alone

sexy-monster-fucker:

bobert-drake:

venom, but drawn as a noodle whenever possible

the-big-lubinski:

Critics (dumb): Venom’s dialogue is bad and that has become a staple of the superhero genre, so that’s bad.
Me (Smart): Venom thinks what he says is cool, which makes him a huge dork. A dork is a perfect lead for a rom-com, so that’s good

fantasticrex:

venom: and for my next trick

venom: i will make my tongue

venom: disappear

eddie: that doesn’t sound like a very good tri-achghhhhh

venom:

venom: you liked it last time