venom: eat him NOW
eddie: fuck off
dan: literally all i said was hi
Author: Karkat Vantas
Venom: Eddie.
Eddie: *shrieks like a girl and falls back into the shower, knocking himself out*
Mood.
me, after hearing all the noises eddie made with venom’s tongue down his throat: i’ve got lots of questions. first of all, where did it all go











