Author: Karkat Vantas

valkyrielesbian:

Venom funniest moments:

  • When Eddie entered the restaurant and they showed the lobster tank and you just KNEW
  • Eddie falling into his apartment and desperately munching on any and every food in sight (relatable)
  • Riot: *jumps out* Eddie: HOOOLY SHIT YOU HAVE TO BE THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKER I’VE EVER SEEN
  • “…he’s got his own lizard up his ass”
  • Eddie climbing into the lobster tank and making himself comfortable (again, relatable) and then biting into a lobster….Cronch
  • Venom: jump!! Eddie: *takes the elevator* Venom: …pussy
  • Eddie: hey man can you please turn the music down?? Neighbour: haha what Eddie: *venoms out* Neighbour: Hoooly hell sure man yeah!!! Haha…
  • After the neighbour comes out and sees all the corpses and Eddie running away: aw fuck
  • Eddie talking to “himself” while some rando looks at him like he’s crazy
  • Not funny but after Dora confesses that it was Eddie who stole the symbiote and Carlton just says “you were the best” and tells his crew to release the symbiote….chills.
  • Eddie: *takes a bite out of a chicken leg* THIS IS A CARCASS

(Sorry if the dialogue is off, I didn’t watch it in English so I had to translate what I remembered!)

There were plenty more so feel free to add on!

koidoodles:

“G̶͇͕̖̭̗̼̣͙̿̄͂̈́̋̌̏̑̽͘͝ͅa̷̢̢̪̬̠͔͚̹̣͇͇͍̻͚̔̀̏̋̃́̽̒̈́̋͗̀͝y̷̼͈̳̮͉̝̞̤͚͚͕̹̝̭̤̯͗̌͋̆ ̷̡̡̡̛̛͖̼̦̞͇̫̹̰͕͈̇̈́̀͗̃́́̅͊̕͜R̵̹̬͈̩͕͙͉̹̦̲̦͉̝̭̖̈́̔̂͝i̴̱̇́̉̈̏̉̅̄̈͛̏̚g̸̛̲̙̼̉̈́̅̏̆̅̏͋̓̀̂̓̈́̂̋͘͜͝ẖ̵̭̳͓̗̞͚͉͓͉͖̱̼͂̅͌̽̽̆͗̊̎͊́͒̾̕͘͜͝ẗ̴̡̧̠̜̣͓̥s̶̖̺̜̖̙̥̜͚̘̼̣̣͓̼̩̪̦̒́̎̑̒̆͂̄͊̄̇̍̆̋̊̕͘͝͝ͅ!̷̧̛͇̗̜͔͚͉̗̻̪̐́̏̒̔̋̉̌̊͜͠!” -Venom, [Venom (2018)]