Jerome Treats Reader Who Just Got Out Of A Coma/Had A Near Death Experience Headcannon
Requested: @crimsonredcoco, @just-a-blackhole
Don’t know if you’re looking for something sentimental, but sorry, that’s just not Jerome.
In the hospital
- Seeing you in the hospital bed. He’d be so worried!
- He’d never get any sleep.
- He threatens the doctors and everything.
- He’s totally cracking.
- But you’d never know that.
- He’d be perfectly cheery, comical, and optimistic around ya.
- “Aw, you’ll get outta this Doll! I know ya will. I’m sure!”
- Catching you up on everything you missed while you were out.
- Always making sure there’s a smile on your face.
- But on the inside he’s sobbing.
- He’d never cry around you though, maybe when you slept he’d let a few tears fall and let a couple whimpers and sniffs slip.
- He’d spend all the time he can with you, just making sure you’re happy and that you’re not losing hope.
After you leave the hospital
- He won’t let you do ANYTHING, no matter how minor.
- He won’t even let you lift up your head too much.
- He’d want you perfectly set on the couch/bed, under your cover with little to no movement.
- He’s naturally rough and heavy-handed, but he’ll try to be as gentle as he can.
- It’s rare that he’ll treat you like a damsel in distress. He’s usually so oblivious to everyone’s pain, so enjoy it while it’s happening.
- He won’t be all sappy and tell you how much he loves you and all that, but he’ll get the message across.
- Taking your face into his hands and making you smile.
- Telling you his best jokes
- Just making sure you’re wearing a smile all hours of the day.
- Even after you fully recover, he’d never let you do some things. Always having some elaborate excuse for not letting you do said things.
- Overall just coming towards the whole dilemma with a comforting yet humorous approach.
Hope ya liked it!!!
Author: Karkat Vantas
Loki: And then he went into the odinsleep.
Y/n:……
Loki: Are you oka-
Y/n: When odin takes a poop is it called odinshit?
Thor: *looks at y/n, terrified*
Loki and Thor: Oh my god she’s right.
ig: godofmarble
based on this text post because it made me laugh till i almost passed out
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