xxlukemavxx:

onion-souls:

fireandshellamari:

deathdaydream:

mykrazyuniverse:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

deathdaydream:

deathdaydream:

soappppp

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

The realest shitposters are just god teir artists

dirtgirl1999:

2day my linguistics professor asked people to name some ships bc she was talking about morphology & how ship names were an example of blending and the room of 100+ people was completely silent bc who wants to expose themselves?? until this one person was like “umm johnlock” and i heard someone behind me go “oh my god……. i hate this”

Help me pay rent?

verybadpaleontologyjokes:

aurusallos:

snowysauropteryx:

aurusallos:

aurusallos:

Hey folks, Allos here. I’m in slightly dire straits financially at the moment.

I’m in the process of applying for and hopefully being accepted to an on-campus job, but basically haven’t worked for the past month due to starting school. I have $200 of rent due by October 1st, an unknown amount for utilities (most likely under $50, I still need to sort that out with the utility company) and a $75 phonebill due on the 28th. I also have an online homework access payment by Oct 1 that’s ~$75, and I kinda need to eat this week.

For people who pay more than $10, I can do traditional pencil drawings and/or a sketchbook page (give me a random topic and I’ll do a page of sketches), $15 for colored drawings. Only rules are no NSFW, and I don’t do audio-based media (except maybe Welcome to Night Vale). I also have two tests this upcoming week so I may be late in getting any drawings done ASAP.

If you’re able to help, that’d be awesome. If you’re not, that’s okay too, just please pass this along.

(will reblog at some point tomorrow with examples of my art, it’s a little bit tedious since my phone camera doesn’t work atm)

also plz ignore deadname on my paypal: 

paypal.me/blrvs

Update 9/23/18, last I checked I got $30! Thank you so much to those who have donated so far.

As promised, here are examples of the kinds of work I have photos of, with dates and relative values/donation prices I’m willing to do something similar with below the cut (the photos make the post long):

Keep reading

Addition: 

If you donate $10 to Allos and message them with a reference or description, I’ll draw your OC for you! I’m best at DnD characters, dragons, wildlife, monsters, but can also draw humans.

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More examples under the cut:


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Still only at $30, if you can’t help that’s okay just please signal boost!

:deep sigh: i really didn’t want to put this here but hey, this is from my main, i’m struggling right now. if you can help at all that’s great, but if not then please just pass along. i will do art, and my friend Snowy has offered to aslo contribute art as well (they do digital, I do traditional).

i’m a bit rusty on jokes but the amount of homework i’m doing amounts to running a mylonite, sooooooo.