can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit
I know Venom’s all about being the big guns for external threats–bad guys, wounds, falls that would leave Eddie a pancake, etc–but I would love to see how he deals with internal menaces (other than him)
Common cold: -causes Eddie to produce an entire sneeze-
Venom: I will raze every single-shit-celled one of you assholes
Tapeworm fresh out of a cheap gas station sandwich: -exists-
Venom, tying it in 30 knots before melting it: Try me you legless bitch
Pollen: -sparks the first 0.0001% of an allergic reaction-
Venom, completely rewiring Eddie’s biological makeup from the neck up: THIS PLACE IS A GODDAMN MESS I CAN’T WORK LIKE THIS
StalkingSangwoo 