Karkat Vantas

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Waiter:
What would you like to
order?

Gavin:
Can I get a milkshake with
two straws?

RK900:
Detective, you know I can’t-

Gavin
[putting both straws in his mouth]: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this!

RK900: … I don’t know why I put up with you.

meowsteryyy:

One afternoon, Gavin and Rk900 are outside of their home just idling then sundenly They saw their cat about to cross the street but a fast vechile appearred. They didn’t managed to save the cat.

dbhthingsandstuff:

RK900:
Detective, you’re on speaker
so behave.

Gavin
[over the phone]: Or
what, you’ll spank me?

RK900:

Hank:

Connor:

The
entire DPD:

RK900:
Later.

Gavin: Wait wha- *gets cut off*