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Author: Karkat Vantas
Waiter:
What would you like to
order?Gavin:
Can I get a milkshake with
two straws?RK900:
Detective, you know I can’t-Gavin
[putting both straws in his mouth]: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this!RK900: … I don’t know why I put up with you.
One afternoon, Gavin and Rk900 are outside of their home just idling then sundenly They saw their cat about to cross the street but a fast vechile appearred. They didn’t managed to save the cat.
RK900:
Detective, you’re on speaker
so behave.Gavin
[over the phone]: Or
what, you’ll spank me?RK900:
Hank:
Connor:
The
entire DPD:RK900:
Later.Gavin: Wait wha- *gets cut off*
He owns this pose. Fight me
Glass of Supervicious Fluid
a fine vintage
Venom: EDDIE, I FEEL FANCY, EDDIE
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