Author: Karkat Vantas

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

The fucking accuracy though. 

Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.

Fanfic: Well, here’s 179 chapters of what could’ve been. 

Canon: they hated each other for years and still hated each other after the credits

Fanfic: but the angsty sex was phanominal and their deepest darkest secret

Canon:  He was a boy; she was a girl.  Can I make it anymore obvious?

Fanfic:  No, but I can.