I wonder if Sony knew what they got themselves into because there is no way they can avoid Symbrock and god forbid (I will be so pissed) they somehow managed to make the sequel heteronormative af. Did Tom know? Did Eminem know? Did everybody knew and they just went with it???? plus…… what is the likelihood Del Toro will do the sequel?

venomtots:

First of all if Del Toro does the sequel (which I doubt but we can hope right?) this movie is gonna be renamed Monster Fucking 101. There’s gonna be a masterfully shot scene where Eddie seductively feeds Venom tater tots while they bang on the roof of a skyscraper and then go out for a midnight coffee, nothing is off limits bc Guillermo loves us and knows what we want ! !

But in all seriousness I feel like the most they’ll do is leave subtle hints that suggest what we all know but they’re too cowardly to embrace. But don’t they know that 90% of the Venom fan base are horny for the monster??? Have they even looked on the internet?? Have they reAD THE COMICS???

As for Tom Hardy I feel like he is a closet monster fucker and if anyone’s gonna be campaigning for another Venom/Eddie makeout session it’s gonna be him.