“And by ‘justice’, we mean ‘our apartment, where you will be spanked until you mend your naughty ways’.”
“…”
“Oh, relax. We were joking. You’re going to prison.”
“…um…well, I mean…”
“Fester, is that your erection we feel digging into our shoulder? Answer us, Fester.”
“…please don’t eat me…”
“We can’t believe you’re begging for your life and humping our shoulder at the same time. Honestly, what’s wrong with you? You fucking degenerate. You know what, screw it. Prison’s too good for you. Tell your perky criminal ass to brace itself, Fester.”
bold of Venom to think they can take a moral high ground here
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.