Karkat Vantas

I feel like this video transcends the language barrier.

grumpyridesthekaliyuga:

mikestillneedsadrink:

blackflagcapitalist:

mikestillneedsadrink:

creation-of-pokerus:

If you know anything about horses

This is completely normal

That idea of “They are majestic creatures, so noble” is overstated. Horses are scared assholes most of the time.

Plastic bags caught on barbed wire fences have probably caused more panic induced injuries than all the real dangers horse have ever encountered.

*bag flutters in wind*

“Fuuucckkk!! Wolves! Shit! Save me human!”

*throws rider into the fence and runs for the horizon*

“Human is cold please help”

*puts on blanket*

“NOT WHAT I MEANT FUCK YOU IM GONNA DIE”

*ten seconds later*

“This has always been here i don’t know what came over me I’m sorry human”

Horses are majestic idiots.

gryblogs:

wooden-toaster:

My second Deathshead emerged and she’s very angry

charybdis-sans-fond:

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

continuants:

invisiblespork:

tognir-inainn:

You’re welcome

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

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