Author: Karkat Vantas
the venom trailer: oohhhhhh it’s horrifying oohhhhh how SPOOOOOKY, antihero I guess?! rooooaaarrrrrr shlorpshlurpshlorpteeeeeeth
everyone talking abt venom irl: it seems mediocre at best, wouldn’t spend money on it
everyone talking abt venom online: BEST ROMANCE MOVIE 2018 HORNY ON MAIN 2018 SHLORPSHLURPSHLORPTEEEEEEEEEETH
Can Eat, Can’t Eat (Eddie and Venom) – 2018
It’s…*cough*…it’s gonna be alright. It’s just a question of time and practice Eddie. ^^;;
Tom Hardy symbiote by I-zen.
https://instagram.com/i_zan77?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=12wncv0meerar
Venomized Stickers!
Venomized Stickers pack includes 3 cute stickers featuring Venom and Eddie! (and the cutest kitty :3)
Pre-order period: 15th of October – 22nd of October.
Orders will ship around mid November.
Available on Storenvy with a special $5 Shipping option! (the shipping option will appear at Checkout :3)
https://blacksart.storenvy.com/products/24828720-venomized-stickers
Will buy when I get paid
Eddie: Okay, okay, let’s just try and find a way to solve this problem peacefully.
Venom: PILE THEIR BODIES IN ONE CORNER AND THEIR HEADS IN THE OTHER.
Eddie: honey please.
I just can’t get over how weird life is. One day you are enjoying your ordinary life and the next you’re shipping tom hardy with black goo with shark teeth. Life is full of surprises.
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