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vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

fuocogo:

kyberfox:

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

meetle snootle bleetle bootle

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

sea-anon:

i-just-really-like-aliens:

sea-anon:

i-just-really-like-aliens:

sea-anon:

i-just-really-like-aliens:

sea-anon:

i-just-really-like-aliens:

sea-anon:

i-just-really-like-aliens:

sea-anon:

What the fuck does that mean

Meetle snootle beetle bootle, Sea

Wh-what the fuck?? Where’s my daughter??????

B-Bootle

Please I just want to see my family

Beetle Boo

Where’s my daughter?????

Speak demon!!!

You’bll never finnd her

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te… cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare… Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis… Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine… quem inferi tremunt… Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.

How dare you assume my being can be removed from this plane of existence. Foolish.

Begone, demon!!!

I’m dancing on your bridge demon

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

trees-and-sky:

artifuls:

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear

*writes these down*